OCC01. Doctor /dok'-tur/ noun Specialist in body parts who just has to keep practising. abbr Dr

OCC02. Farmer /fah'mr/ noun Specialist in talking bull. Sometimes appears a little sheepish.

OCC03. Estate Agent /i'stayt 'ayjent/ noun One never knowingly ndersold. Viewing usually essential.

OCC04. Surgeon /suhjen/ noun One known to have his patients in stitches.Can make some very cutting remarks.

OCC05. Nurse /nûrs/ noun Known for expert ministrations between the sheets. Always has a finger on the pulse.

OCC06. Photographer /fohtograhfer/ noun Specialist in developing things in dark rooms. Can be a bit snappy at times.

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OCC08. Dentist /den’-tist/ noun Always on the pull with a guarantee of oral satisfaction.

OCC09. D.J abbr /deejay/ noun One known to be good with hand techniques usually leading to excited body movements.

OCC10. IT Consultant /ie t kon'sultant/ noun One who knows the right applications for turning software into hardware. Expert at getting a floppy to a hard drive.

OCC11. Plumber /plum’-mer/ noun Known to take a leak seriously. Can lift a sagging ball-cock expertly.]

OCC12. Fireman /fire’-man/ noun One of a select number of men who can aim his water accurately. Expert in ladders and hose.

OCC13. Electrician /elik'trish(e)n/ noun One who can turn on, plug in and set the sparks flying. Always out to shock. Something of a live wire.

OCC14. Engineer /en-jin-eer’/ noun Known for putting a spanner in the works. Expert at fitting a big end.

OCC15. Carpenter /kahpinta/ noun Specialist in tongue and groove techniques. Known to get hammered occasionally.

OCC16. Secretary /'sek-ratri/ noun Specialist in taking things down for the boss. Expert in hand techniques (usually short). Likes to touch type.

OCC17. Hairdresser /hârdresr/ noun Something of an expert on short and curlies. Known to brush up well. syn: specialist in blow jobs.

OCC18. Teacher /teech'r/ noun Something of a know it all. One who attempts to force knowledge into resistant minors.