HOL04. "Oh great ... I just stepped in Pooh"

HOL05. "Ever get the feeling there's a greater power watching over us .." "Sure ...I call her mum"

HOL08. "I'm getting a little tired of having to deal with all the clowns at work"

HOL09. "Honey I don't know if I can go back in there ... the language is way too fowl"

HOL10. "...can I cut my holiday short and come back to work? I really need the rest"

HOL12. "You realise the first three letters in diet spells ... DIE?

HERD OF LAUGHTER. Saucy comic genius from Wooket.

HOL13. "Two guesses who brought milk and drank all the beer"

HOL15. "Eat me"

HOL18. "... Mild mannered accountant by day. Funky Chicken by night."

HOL21. "I think its dead. It just sits in its cage and does nothing"

HOL22. "I tell you ... I haven't been milked like that in years"

HOL23. "Geeze ... and I thought I had it bad. My wife's just a cow"

HOL27. "I couldn't afford a 'partridge in a pear tree' so I got you an aplle with a worm in it instead"

HOL33. "... Are you sure you're feeling sick. It says here you should be well, to well done"

HOL39. "Now all Lester had to do was to brush up on his Swahili and book a flight to Africa"

HOL48. "Just play by the rules... would ya? Just hit it where it lays"